| Somnambulator
White Paper A soothing transition from the World Wide Web to reality brought to you by 31 Down Company Overview: The Somnambulator machine uses state of the art technology to offer Web users the ease and comfort of exiting from the two dimensional World Wide Web into the physical reality of the three dimensional world that exists around us. Our understanding and grasp of the psychological dementia and physiological transformations that the World Wide Web offers its users permits us to arouse a newly formed consciousness away from that of the virtual world and gives users the opportunity to grace the physical world with a heightened state of existence and perception. The Somnambulator's effectiveness and reality is based purely in online research of Web consciousness and public researchable Web archives to create a mechanism for exiting the Web based entirely on the tools that the Web has to offer. Services:
The Somnambulator machine is based entirely on the most important radio transmission of the twentieth century. This monumentous feat was the work of wireless history's greatest pioneer, Charles Francis Jenkins. On June 13, 1925, Charles Francis Jenkins publicly performed his first wireless transmission of television images from Anacosta, Virginia to Washington, D.C. wherein, he transmitted moving pictures of a tiny windmill. Charles Francis Jenkins was an American television pioneer, b: August 22, 1867 d: June 5, 1934. He was known as an independent inventor with over 400 US patents to his name. He demonstrated the first practical motion picture projector, 1894; invented an automobile with the engine in front instead of under the seat, 1898; designed an early sight-seeing bus, 1901; created an early automobile self-starter, 1911; developed significant improvements to the internal combustion engine, 1912; developed inventions in radio-photography, television, radio movies, 1915-20s; founded the Society of Motion Picture Engineers, 1916; research vice-president of Jenkins Television Corporation, 1928. When Jenkins first transmitted this live moving image of a windmill, he was foreseeing the impact of the true hypnotic nature of the television and live-image broadcasting medium. Jenkins was not only making a small windmill move, in fact he was practicing Somnambulation almost a century before live streaming of images on the World Wide Web was made possible. The Somnambulator machine employs this live Web transmission to its utmost effectiveness with our hypnotically spinning fan, rooted in the past and stepping forward into the future.. How well do JWTs work? It worked so well that Jenkins was granted the U.S. patent No. 1,544,156 (Transmitting Pictures over Wireless) on June 30, 1925 (filed March 13, 1922). The quality of his images were so astounding that he was able to further develop the "Radiovisor" which was a unique machine that allowed for the beginnings of television broadcast. On July 2, 1928, Jenkins Labs commenced broadcasting on W3XK scheduled television programs five nights a week continuously for several years. At first, the television station was limited to primitive silhouette images because of its 10kHz bandwidth, but soon it was allowed to move its carrier frequency to 4.95 MHz with a bandwidth of 100 kHz and a power of 5000 Watts. Proper Somnambulation occurs in a three- step audio-visualization workout that can be completed in successive visits to the Somnambulation machine. Once the user has achieved the third tier in Somnambulation the third step is all that needs to be reinitialized upon each succeeding exit from the World Wide Web. Alan Turing is thought of as father of computer science and during his extensive work into cracking the enigma machine in WWII he first experienced the psychosomatic feeling of nausea that would eventually take precedence in the form of the World Wide Web. Noticing the effect that this new technological form was to introduce on society at large, his first experiments in Somnambulation led the computer's designer to be weary of the visual effects of the computer's nature. He committed suicide in 1954 by eating an apple laced with cyanide. This was not coincidental with the future computer monolith Apple that was to soon form. The auditory sensations that are heard occur as several layers of machination that intervene with human aural perception. The Somnambulator operates on frequencies that are located in thee separate auditory ranges: the human range of frequency perception, about 20Hz to 20kHz, varying from individual to individual, frequencies below the threshold of human perception, "infrasonic" frequencies, and frequencies above the threshold of human perception, "ultrasonic" frequencies. Stendhal syndrome or Stendhal's syndrome is a psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art. It is named after the famous 19th century French author Stendhal (pseudonym of Marie-Henri Beyle), who described his experience with the phenomenon during his 1817 visit to Florence, Italy in his book Naples and Florence: A Journey from Milan to Reggio. The World Wide Web is a service that operates on the Internet and can be truly thought of as a work of art and is the most important invention of the latter part of the twentieth century. This hypnotic palette would not be possible without the creations of Jenkins and Turing, and its luring radiance is unavoidable. The importance of Somnambulation lies in avoiding any illness associated with long exposure to this beautiful creation. Maintaining good health and proper well being is essential to our growth as a society of Web users living synchronously with modern conveniences. With our ever increasing dependence on the Web as a means of survival in today's world, it is important not to fall prey to this aforementioned illness that may cause irreversible damage to our senses and well being. How is Somnambulation possible on a daily basis? Web browsing will affect your well-being. Whether you use Internet Explorer, Firefox or Safari it is important to always visit the www.somnambulator before closing your browser. Make a Tab or a bookmark for the Somnambulator in your Web browser. One visit should allow for proper Somnambulation for each use of the Web. We have made personalization possible for your individual desires during Somnambulation. Fill out a simple questionnaire as truthfully as possible to allow for your personal settings to help ease Somnambulation. It is very important to routinely Somnambulate yourself. Once you begin Somnambulation, you must keep re-Somnambulating yourself on a consistent basis. It is recommended to somnambulate yourself repeatedly throughout your Web browsing experience for the full powers of the Somnambulator machine to take effect. No. How Somnambulation works As the WMDs increase the rise in DHCs in the left and right eyes of the Somnambulatior user allows for the user to lose control of eye synchronization. This loss of synchronization in conjunction with the aural landscape of the Somnambulator machine cause the user's brain to stop recognizing the RGB color information that the Web is issuing, resulting in the user's ability to re adjust to the three dimensional world outside of the computer's virtual display. Now the user is comnambulated and able to rejoin the reality from the arrived at the Web.
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